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The World
According to
the
American
Daredevil
by Don
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"Death is the
greatest competitor in life.
And I beat it for a long time."
-Evel Knievel
Everyone's
got their own definition of a hero. It doesn't necessarily
mean someone we feel compelled to emulate, or even that we
admire; but our need for heroes might lead us to wonder what
it would be like to be that person for a few hours just so we
could feel what he feels, know what he knows, and be able to
do what he does. And if there's any truth to that notion, then
Evel Knievel, who exists in our collective memory as one of
the ballsiest, craziest, most alive sonsabitches to ever walk
among us, took the concept to a whole new level. What other
mere mortal could handle the intense rushes of pain, the
unimaginable jolts of adrenaline overload, and the fearsome
visualizations of bone-shattering wipeouts that must have
swirled like infernal whirlpools within Knievel's brain?
Barnstorming through the late '60s and '70s like Elvis and
Col. Tom Parker rolled into one badass package of unassailable
arrogance and relentless hype, Evel seemed to crash as often,
if not more, than he landed safely-which is precisely why he
captured the public's imagination like no one before or since.
Each of his increasingly outrageous motorcycle jumps was a
stilted 50/50 proposition designed to whet the appetite of a
bloodthirsty public. He'd either pull off something no one
else could even conceive of doing, or he might die attempting
it.
That ain't simply showbiz. The stakes were higher for Evel
than they have ever been for any ordinary game-playing athlete
or sideshow entertainer. When he triumphed, as he did in
cleanly jumping 14 Greyhound buses at King's Island, Ohio-the
whole planet went wild with adoration. Every kid wanted to be
Evel Knievel-diamond-hard, handsome, and bulletproof. Every
woman wanted to sneak out in the family Pacer and make a move
on the supercool renegade who laughed in the face of death.
And every man who wasn't Evel could only open another Schlitz
and shake his head in awe, bafflement and envy.
When Evel ate it, however, like he did at Wembley Stadium in
London trying to clear 13 double-decker buses, we could
commiserate in empathy and horror-but the pain was his alone.
There are, and always have been, a rash of stars, tough guys
and entertainers out there. But Evel Knievel is the only true
superhero-replete with cape, costume, a lethal looking
shillelagh, and a singular skill-that we've ever had in our
midst.
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Combining
considerable athletic prowess, an uncanny flair for
self-promotion, a daring innate to the few who are truly
inspired, and a public image of the only sort that would make
his boasts seem credible, Knievel has few peers among
celebrities or sportsmen in this century. Houdini, Babe Ruth,
Elvis, Bruce Lee, and Muhammad Ali come to mind. But add to
the above qualifications the fact that Knievel was operating
within an arena largely of his own invention, comprised of
unfathomable risks, and he gains a few inches even on that
august company.
It certainly didn't hurt that Evel Knievel was the right guy
at the time that the motorcycle's ascendancy as a cultural
statement was cresting. The "whad'ya got?" rebellion Marlon
Brando initiated in The Wild One, just as rock 'n' roll began
its invasion into the Leave it to Beaver communities of
America, continued to gain momentum and definition throughout
the '60s. Capitalizing on the groundswell of biker-mania,
American International Pictures' Roger Corman cranked out a
series of films with titles such as The Wild Angels and
Satan's Sadists. To the public at large, the laconic intensity
Peter Fonda brought to his biker roles established him as the
counterculture's successor to the coiled threat that lay
beneath Brando's heavy-lidded befuddlement.
Easy Rider followed, which etched in asphalt for all time the
image of outlaw bikers as social pariahs, as well as
existential cowboys, and spawned a series of increasingly
crass imitations. By the dawn of the '70s, even naughty
Superbowl hero Joe Namath showed up on a chopped hog, with Ann
Margaret in tow, as the star of C.C. and Company.

A
considerably heavier and more controversial definition of
intensity came to prominence with the media's relentless
pursuit of the Hells Angels Motorcycle Club, who became
counterculture celebrities in their own right following a
succession of outlandish newspaper and magazine articles. The
Angels found themselves inhabiting ever more elevated plateaus
of fame, reaching a pinnacle of sorts as the central figures
in Hunter S. Thompson's classic book, Hell's Angels. They
starred as themselves in their own Roger Corman bike flick,
Hells Angels '69, and were subsequently seen trying to
determine what their exact capacity was supposed to be as all
hell broke loose during the Rolling Stones' December 1969 free
concert at the Altamont Motor Speedway. In the Maysles
Brothers' documentary, Gimme Shelter, everyone appears
confused and freaked-out in the days leading up to and during
the concert, most notably the Stones, the organizational
braintrust from the Grateful Dead, and the Stones' advisors
like Chip Monck, Woodstock promoter Mike Lang, and the noted
palimony attorney, Melvin Belli. Maybe the '60s just proved
too difficult an enterprise to maintain. If the Angels came
off seeming schizey and out-of-sorts at Altamont, who could
blame them? The bummers and bad vibes that the day is
remembered for sure didn't emanate exclusively from guys
wearing the patch.
For a variety of reasons, Evel Knievel continues to rub many
lifestyle bikers the wrong way, playing off his influence as a
famous name in motorcycling to display an arrogant
outspokenness concerning topics that seem to have little
relevance to what Knievel is about. Evel hangs out in Vegas.
Evel loves to play golf. Evel glad-hands, signs autographs and
acts as a spokesman for his sponsors. Evel says wear a helmet.
Evel says consider every aspect of what you're doing; then
consider the intangibles. Evel says stay away from drugs and
unsavory influences. Evel says a lot of things that seem
flat-out contradictory to the life he's reported to have
lived. Thus, he's been characterized as a card-carrying
asshole, an inveterate bullshitter, insufferably full of
himself, a phony, a hypocrite, and a real jerk by racers and
outlaw bikers for about as long as he's been in the public
eye.

Papa
do preach, and after all he's been through, maybe Knievel
believes he's earned that right. Playing the geek for a
hard-hearted public looking for kicks at the expense of his
own hide has made Evel Knievel well-known and wealthy. He's
also paid a terrible price for his efforts. Fifty-two broken
bones (Knievel claims to have broken every one in his body at
least once), perpetually wracked-up joints, the lingering
effects of a succession of risky operations, hepatitis C
contracted through a blood transfusion, and the pressing need
for a liver transplant to replace his worn out one have taken
a severe toll on him physically. Death, the only opponent
Knievel appears to take seriously, seems eager to hold Evel to
one last grudge match, with the odds swinging heavily in the
challenger's favor as they always must eventually.
But Evel Knievel has always had the luxury of playing the game
by his own rules, primarily since he made up the game and the
rules himself. Knowing full well the hazards of believing in
your own invincibility, Knievel has gained a certain amount of
wisdom in his 59 years. Even so, people find it hard to
swallow his message because it often conveys an attitude of,
"Do what I say, not what I do."
"Back in the day I had my share, and everybody else's, of
beer, Jack and major painkillers, and now it's all catching up
to me," Knievel recently told a reporter from Easyriders.
There's no hint of self-pity evident when Knievel discusses
the life-threatening damage he's inflicted upon himself, yet
the concern he expresses for all the little Evels who think
that recklessness and daring are virtues in and of themselves
seems considered and genuine.
"A kid at 15 or 16, his mind is no more developed than his
body," Knievel says, probably remembering the limited options
he faced as a youth in Butte, Montana.
"And it takes you a while, as you progress through life, to
start thinking with all the wisdom and all the experiences
you've had, and all the trouble you've gone through, and all
the good things you've gone through, to be able to really make
the right decisions for yourself in life.
"Kids are easily persuaded to do things, in gangs and in clubs
and so on and so forth. They're intimidated by older people in
school-older kids. You can get an older kid who's an idiot and
he'll persuade a lot of kids who really don't know what
they're doing to take drugs and screw themselves up.
"You've got to put things into your body that make you feel
great, that make you think great. Then you can have a good
life. You can live and you don't abuse yourself."
Evel Knievel, whose name is synonymous with balls-to-the-wall
daredevil lunacy, believes he always tried to consider the
pitfalls and play it safe. The harsh truth is that daredevils
don't clear every obstacle cleanly, that's all.
Despite the wear and tear on his body, Evel Knievel still
exhibits a clear and precise intelligence, as well as a keen
eye for and ability to recall details. He exudes a robust
confidence (some might say haughtiness) in his manner of
speaking that illustrates every true story or tall tale
surrounding him with a leathery Western toughness that's
unquestionably genuine. Evel's a straight-shooter, and though
he might make inconsistent statements occasionally, it's
undeniable that from the point in the arc where he's at,
hanging at a critical point in his remarkable trajectory, he
tells it like it is.

"I did what I
did and I do what I do because
I'm Evel Knievel. And I don't question it."
Were you one of those
kids who, after watching an Evel Knievel jump before his
retirement in 1981, stuck a few Catfish Hunter or Vida Blue
cards in the spokes of your Stingray and tried to soar off a
piece of plywood tilted against a milkbox? Guess you didn't
have the right stuff then, because that's how Evel got
started, too, after checking out the Joey Chitwood Circus of
Thrills auto daredevil show in Montana.
"I used to go and watch them when they'd come to Butte," Evel
recalls. "I was a young kid and I remember seeing a guy jump a
motorcycle through a hoop of fire. He just made a little jump.
His name was Cliff Major, he was the stunt rider with Joey
Chitwood. And I used to watch him do that, then I'd go home
and take the fenders off my bicycle, and put the cards in the
spokes-pin 'em with a clothespin so it'd make a noise like a
motorcycle. And I used to ride around and do little stunts on
my bike...jump ramps, and I was doing then what the BMX riders
are doing now."

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